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zwischendurch geschlafen oder was

Nein, im Alter werden die Augen nicht besser..... man übersieht halt mal auch mal was . Dazu fällt mir eine kleine Geschichte ein
die mir ein Freund in den USA erzählt hat. Ich lass das mal so original:

A traveling salesman visits to a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading, “Don’t miss the Amazing Circus!”
Curious, he buys a ticket and sits through the usual circus acts. Animals, clowns, contortionists, and other questionable acts.

Finally the trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. There in the middle of the ring is a table with three walnuts on it.
In comes a little old Indian man, five feet tall and barely able to walk to the table.
He unzips his pants and whips out a long shlong and proceeds to smash all three walnuts with three swings!
The crowd erupts in thunderous applause as the elderly Indian is carried off on the shoulders of clowns.

Twenty years later the salesman visits the same little town and he sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same
“Don’t Miss the Amazing Circus.” He can’t believe the old guy is still alive much less still doing his act!
Again he buys a ticket sits through the acts and again the center ring is illuminated. This time three coconuts are on the table
and the old Indian takes forever to make it to the table. He smashes the coconuts with three swings of his amazing weapon and the crowd goes crazy!

The salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. In his dressing room, he tells him he’s never seen anything like the act. But he wants to know why he is now smashing coconuts instead of the much easier walnuts.

“Well,” says the Indian, “my eyes aren’t what they used to be!”